did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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