i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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