Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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