I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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