i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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