Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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