Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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