Nicole vs. Life
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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