i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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