does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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