i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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