She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Semen is not good for contacts.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
