My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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