i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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