grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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