Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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