I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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