that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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