omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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