He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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