I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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