i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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