Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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