They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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