your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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