I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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