ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
