Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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