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why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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