I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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