I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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