You can't motorboat a personality
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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