Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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