what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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