I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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