dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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