Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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