remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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