I'm drive I can fine osifer
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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