hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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