Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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