shes about as inviting as chlamydia
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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