They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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