btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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