just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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