thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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