If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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