you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
