Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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