you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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