My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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